Sex Toy Review: OhMiBod's Club Vibe

OhMiBod’s Club Vibe was the first vibrator I ever bought, and the fact that it’s still my most-used vibrator speaks volumes about how incredible it is. The Club Vibe is a tiny yet powerful bullet vibrator meant mainly for external stimulation. It’s fairly pricey for a bullet vibrator at $49, but in my opinion it’s worth every penny. Its small size–it’s only 1 1/2 inches long and less than half an inch wide–makes it especially compatible with my sensitive body, which is a definite plus. But the Club Vibe’s best feature is its ability to plug into any mp3 player and vibrate in time to the music being played, allowing you to literally get off to music.

Because the Club Vibe can vibrate to any of the thousands of songs in your music library, it’s extremely customizable. I’ve found that the changing vibrations that occur with music are eons more pleasurable than the predictable vibrating patterns of most bullet vibrators. Experimenting with how different songs translate into vibrations makes the vibrator even more interesting. Most of the songs on my sex playlist, like “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails, work predictably well with the Club Vibe, but I’ve also found a lot of surprises. “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N’ Roses has gotten me off so many times that I’m now at the point where just hearing the song on the radio turns me on. It’s also nice to be able to choose slower, gentler songs on days when I’m more sensitive.

The Club Vibe advertises itself as being able to vibrate in time to any noises it picks up, such as the music being played at clubs. It even includes a free one-size-fits-all thong with an opening for the vibrator (but since the Club Vibe is so small, it fits comfortably into most panties I own). If you’re looking for something to get you off at the clubs, I’d go with more traditional vibrating panties, though. The Club Vibe’s ability to vibrate to sounds is sporadic at best and completely non-functional at worst, making this feature a disappointment.

Besides these two features, the Club Vibe also functions as a typical bullet vibrator for when you feel like getting off the old-fashioned way. It works extremely well as a normal vibrator: the intensity of the vibrations is completely adjustable (although the vibrations can become very intense if you want them to be), and there are seven different vibration patterns to choose from.

Something else I love about the Club Vibe? It comes with a small velvety package to store it in, making it both inconspicuous and easily transportable.

Overall grade: A